You do commission work?

That's right! I draw stuff you ask for, you give me money, and I send you the picture! Like magic! Except not.

What sort of stuff do you draw?

Anything, really... I like drawing evil stuff, mostly, but I don't limit myself to just that. On the other hand, however, my drawings remain black & white, pencil and ink. So, don't ask me to colour anything 'cause your little sister could probably do a better job than me!

Why would I want to pay you to draw me anything?

Ok, first of all, don't gauge my art talent by what you see in Sandwich World. Those strips are usually done in an hour, sometimes quite rapidly as I try to stay on schedule. Other pictures, however, that do not have a large audience waiting for them, usually take longer and end up better quality.

Here are a few examples.

So what's your price?

No set prices... by donation, really. More than it would cost to send the actual picture, of course. We can discuss it.

So, how do I get one?

E-mail me! We'll talk business. And you can ask me for anything; if I can't do it, I'll let you know. All e-mails and requests are completely confidential, though I don't want you taking credit for my work (but that goes without saying).